1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:08,000 [Opening music] 2 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,375 Fire in the hole! 3 00:01:28,854 --> 00:01:30,618 All right, back to work. 4 00:03:49,612 --> 00:03:54,417 So, Marshall Brisco County: 5 00:03:54,417 --> 00:03:58,695 Now that you've rounded up the 13 most notorious outlaws in all the west - 6 00:03:58,922 --> 00:04:02,899 including John Bly - what do you do for an encore? 7 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:05,186 I believe I'll smoke this pipe. 8 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,744 Could you help me out here Marshall? 9 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,194 I've got a column to write. 10 00:04:10,687 --> 00:04:13,227 If you don't give me a decent quote, I'll have to make something up. 11 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,842 I'm familiar with your column, Mr Collier. 12 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,832 Why break with custom now? 13 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,839 Because in this case the truth is too damn good. 14 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:30,739 Right here on this very train is the entire John Bly gang. 15 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:34,392 In three days time they'll be safely locked up in the federal penetenary in Pennsyvania. 16 00:04:35,004 --> 00:04:38,525 Every lawman west of the Mississippi hunted them, 17 00:04:38,575 --> 00:04:41,237 yet you, single-handedly, brought them to justice. 18 00:04:42,470 --> 00:04:44,644 Did you hear that boys? Single-handedly! 19 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:50,987 Figuratively speaking, that is. 20 00:04:55,644 --> 00:04:57,520 Is that the famous gun I've heard so much about? 21 00:05:00,809 --> 00:05:03,819 Just an ordinary peace-maker with a pretty handle, Mr Collier. 22 00:05:04,296 --> 00:05:06,329 Well, it's beautiful. 23 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,276 Maybe so, but that doesn't make it shoot any straighter. 24 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,276 That's all I've got to say on the subject. 25 00:05:14,132 --> 00:05:16,273 Thanks, that'll do fine! 26 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:27,422 You know what you've done here Owens? 27 00:05:30,374 --> 00:05:33,535 You've captured the epic grandeur of the great American west. 28 00:05:34,691 --> 00:05:35,875 Thanks, Pete. 29 00:05:37,282 --> 00:05:41,930 Personally, I have little use for this current crop of Frenchmen 30 00:05:42,531 --> 00:05:47,000 slap their paint on, thick bold strokes of vibrant color 31 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,910 call themselves impressionists. 32 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,842 Guess I'm just a classicist at heart. 33 00:05:54,651 --> 00:05:56,956 Take some constructive criticism? 34 00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:00,305 I guess so... 35 00:06:00,456 --> 00:06:01,732 Needs a sunset. 36 00:06:03,732 --> 00:06:05,545 It's the middle of the day, Pete. 37 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:08,919 Well it's that kind of negative thinking that breeds the complacency -- 38 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,300 [train whistles] 39 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:18,413 Clear the track. Here she comes! 40 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:43,147 Weren't you wearing a tie-pin? 41 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:43,936 Hmmm? 42 00:06:44,244 --> 00:06:47,065 When you came on board, didn't you have a tie-pin? 43 00:07:10,451 --> 00:07:12,400 All right gentlemen, let's move! 44 00:07:12,564 --> 00:07:13,547 Take your positions! 45 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,355 Come on now! 46 00:07:42,134 --> 00:07:44,702 Open fire gentlemen. 47 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:50,484 Bring that plank across. Fire your weapons. Bring that across. Let's go, right now. 48 00:07:50,531 --> 00:07:53,088 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 49 00:07:57,142 --> 00:07:59,468 Keep moving, keep moving, that's it. 50 00:08:05,531 --> 00:08:07,909 Get the bag now, move it in! 51 00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:10,204 My arms! 52 00:08:39,050 --> 00:08:44,421 So sorry Marshall: a little change in plans. 53 00:08:46,141 --> 00:08:47,064 Let's go. 54 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:05,072 First-hand I witnessed the incredible cunning 55 00:09:05,072 --> 00:09:09,768 of the outlaw John Bly as he masterminded his own escape. 56 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,500 An escape which occurred despite 57 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:16,537 the massive security precautions the railroad undertook. 58 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:22,560 It seems they thought of everything - except the eyesight of the Engineer. 59 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:28,746 It still eludes me how anyone can drive a train into the side of a giant painted rock 60 00:09:28,850 --> 00:09:32,798 with scenery on it no more believable than the backdrops down at the Horseshoe Club! 61 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:33,939 That's good! 62 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:36,700 Well of course it's good. 63 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:37,658 Give me that cigar. 64 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:45,854 Speaking of clubs: down at the far more posh Westerfield Club, 65 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,868 the leading robber-barons of the west have been convening. 66 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:53,455 It would seem that the return of John Bly and his gang is bad for business. 67 00:09:53,531 --> 00:09:55,658 Oh my God! 68 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:57,495 It's itching again! 69 00:09:57,495 --> 00:10:00,532 -Which one, the right or the left? -Both! 70 00:10:00,531 --> 00:10:02,572 Sit down! 71 00:10:03,531 --> 00:10:07,475 Word has it... word has it the five tycoons have given their 72 00:10:07,531 --> 00:10:11,641 lapdog and legal counsellor, Socrates Poole, 73 00:10:11,641 --> 00:10:15,490 the responsibility for hiring their own private bounty hunter. 74 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,652 Who? Lord Bowler? 75 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:23,115 While the infamous tracker Lord Bowler has made his appearance here in town 76 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,985 he will not be going home with the assignment. 77 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:32,617 My sources tell me that the man with the inside track is none other than... 78 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,800 Brisco County - Junior! 79 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,000 There's another one!? 80 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,758 Yes, that's right! 81 00:10:37,758 --> 00:10:41,531 And hats off to the robbers barons for their selection. 82 00:10:41,531 --> 00:10:44,274 I hear young County is a Harvard educated lawyer, 83 00:10:44,274 --> 00:10:50,267 a scholar, by all accounts a man of refinement, elegance and polish. 84 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,966 My only question is this: 85 00:10:52,966 --> 00:10:55,500 How did they ever rope him into it? 86 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,707 Get the rope. 87 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:04,661 Any final words, Se�or Brisco County Junior? 88 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,502 Yeah: "I didn't do it." 89 00:11:11,157 --> 00:11:15,634 You cheat me in cards, and now you lie to my face?! 90 00:11:17,531 --> 00:11:21,422 Adios Se�or, better luck in the next world. 91 00:11:22,407 --> 00:11:24,281 Slap the horse. 92 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,542 Easy, comet. 93 00:11:28,531 --> 00:11:29,921 Slap the horse again. 94 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:35,235 Easy boy. Good Comet. 95 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:37,900 Slap the horse again otra vez! 96 00:11:39,531 --> 00:11:42,185 Whoa buddy. Right there's good. 97 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:45,757 Hang the horse! 98 00:11:48,127 --> 00:11:51,441 Wait. I found the card. I found the ace of spades. 99 00:11:51,531 --> 00:11:52,703 Where? 100 00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:55,091 It was in Carlos' pocket. 101 00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:03,658 Carlitos, vos apaga con su sangre? 102 00:12:06,997 --> 00:12:07,831 Whoa Comet. 103 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,375 Now Comet, go! 104 00:12:26,059 --> 00:12:30,114 Socrates, you're a pretty smart fellow alright... 105 00:12:30,505 --> 00:12:34,236 but I sure hope you made the right choice this time. 106 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,995 Well, I for one, like the man's background. 107 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:40,050 Trust Poole to hire himself another lawyer. 108 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,194 I have to work with the man, don't forget. 109 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:45,579 Don't worry Socrates, no-one's questioning your judgement. 110 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:48,429 Poole, how much longer do we have to wait? 111 00:12:48,531 --> 00:12:51,477 And where's this Brisco County Jr of yours? 112 00:12:51,531 --> 00:12:53,956 I'm sure he'll be here any- 113 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:59,772 Gentlemen! Mr County has arrived. 114 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,094 Which one of you is Aristotle Poole? 115 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,200 That's Socrates Poole. 116 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,600 Oh, sorry, I guess that's a common mistake. 117 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,569 Not at all. 118 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:30,952 Well, it is if you flunked Greek philosophy two years in a row. 119 00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:38,739 Hey, hey, hey! I told you to wait outside. 120 00:13:38,739 --> 00:13:41,544 This isn't the first time we've had this discussion. 121 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,934 Now get! Behave yourself. 122 00:13:49,146 --> 00:13:53,390 You'll have to excuse Comet, he doesn't know he's a horse. 123 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:58,464 Mr County, I'd like you to meet your employers. 124 00:13:58,531 --> 00:14:00,416 Sherman Paulson here. 125 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,535 Mr Paulson owns the mines. 126 00:14:02,535 --> 00:14:04,337 - Francis Kilbride. - Shipping 127 00:14:06,182 --> 00:14:06,994 Kenyon Drummond 128 00:14:07,531 --> 00:14:08,027 Cattle. 129 00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:12,741 Granville Thorogood. I own the railroads. 130 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:13,900 Ethan Emerson. 131 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:16,550 - Mr Emerson owns- - Everything. 132 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,114 No young man, just the banks. 133 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,979 Yeah, but the banks own everything. 134 00:14:22,005 --> 00:14:23,721 Mr County, I hope you know you're late. 135 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:27,605 Late? Hell, I almost didn't make it here at all. 136 00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:33,904 Let me give you fellas a good piece of advice. Anybody here play poker? 137 00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:40,838 I guess not. Forget I mentioned it. 138 00:14:41,531 --> 00:14:43,929 We understand you're a lawyer, Mr County. 139 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,418 Not any more. Tried it. Didn't much care for it. 140 00:14:47,531 --> 00:14:50,318 Seems a shameful waste of seven years. 141 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:55,165 Better than a shameful waste of an entire lifetime. No offence, Sophocles. 142 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:56,623 Socrates. 143 00:14:58,849 --> 00:15:02,603 Mr County, you mind telling us what you've been up to recently? 144 00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:05,459 Well, I'll tell ya... 145 00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:08,959 I've been looking. 146 00:15:13,482 --> 00:15:14,382 Looking? 147 00:15:14,531 --> 00:15:16,541 For the coming thing. 148 00:15:18,894 --> 00:15:20,240 The coming thing? 149 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,528 It's 1893. 150 00:15:24,413 --> 00:15:26,692 We're only seven years away from a new century. 151 00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:28,665 The Twentieth Century. 152 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:32,854 Don't you sense it? The coming thing? 153 00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:37,369 It's right out there on the horizon. It's just around the corner. 154 00:15:37,531 --> 00:15:40,600 Exactly what is the coming thing, Mr County? 155 00:15:42,069 --> 00:15:44,839 You fellas aren't too bright for a bunch of robber barons, are ya? 156 00:15:46,835 --> 00:15:51,020 If I knew exactly what it was it wouldn't be coming, it would already be here. 157 00:15:51,442 --> 00:15:53,180 I think I've heard enough Mr County. 158 00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:57,209 We're not fools, and we're certainly not going to be treated as such. 159 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,254 Good day to you Sir. - Hang on! 160 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:02,224 - Let's not be hasty - This is a waste of time, let's get Lord Bowler 161 00:16:03,632 --> 00:16:05,000 Just a minute! 162 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,700 I want this job. 163 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,261 And I'm the man to get it done. 164 00:16:20,143 --> 00:16:24,342 Now never mind that I'm Brisco County's son. This job isn't my birthright. 165 00:16:24,531 --> 00:16:30,163 The important thing is: I can out-shoot, out-ride, out-spit, out-fight, out-think 166 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,911 John Bly or any one of his gang. 167 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:36,640 Now you didn't make a mistake when you hired me, but you're about to make one now. 168 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:40,166 That's all I've got to say on the subject. 169 00:16:41,245 --> 00:16:42,333 Hold it! 170 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,909 Socrates, take Mr County into your office 171 00:16:45,909 --> 00:16:48,306 and have him sign the damned employment agreement! 172 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:49,943 Yes sir, Mr Emerson. 173 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:51,841 Come with me. 174 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,763 You're not quite what I expected, Mr County. 175 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,262 Well, expectations lead to disappointment Socrates, that's why I try not to have any. 176 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,064 You almost cost us both our jobs. 177 00:17:07,064 --> 00:17:10,489 They don't like to be called "robber barons", you know. 178 00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:13,869 Well of course they don't - it isn't exactly a compliment. 179 00:17:14,531 --> 00:17:15,832 - Hand me a towel, will ya? - Huh? 180 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,053 A towel! Right behind ya. 181 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,656 Thanks. 182 00:17:25,731 --> 00:17:28,237 Don't start getting the wrong idea. 183 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,701 I'm not your lackey or your butler. 184 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:34,509 I am a liaison between you and your employer. 185 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:38,005 You will provide me with regular updates on your progress 186 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:42,511 and I in turn will issue you bi-monthly pay vouchers for your services. 187 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:46,467 And if you expect to be reimbursed for any out-of-pocket expenses, 188 00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:49,579 I suggest you keep your receipts. 189 00:17:58,028 --> 00:18:02,344 Do you make up these little speeches in advance, and then memorize them? 190 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:07,876 Some people regard my skills in this area as an asset. 191 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,819 These have been sent here for you: your father's things. 192 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,723 Well, I'll keep this. 193 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,272 What about the rest? 194 00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:12,667 Send it off to the dead sheriff's museum. 195 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,536 That's a bit cold isn't it? 196 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,193 What if it is? 197 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,700 I withdraw the comment. It's none of my business. 198 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:25,536 Look, Socrates: my father was the greatest lawman the west has ever seen. 199 00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,700 But he knew it was a risky profession, and so did I. 200 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:33,000 In other words, you had a long time to prepare for his death. 201 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,285 All my life. 202 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:36,665 I see. 203 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,250 Did you drop something? 204 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,102 What is it? 205 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,039 It's for me. 206 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,713 Stanyons, table four, 3 o'clock PM. 207 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,018 What do you think? 208 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:54,147 I think I'm starving; I haven't eaten in two days - 209 00:19:54,523 --> 00:19:56,599 and we're already late. 210 00:19:58,596 --> 00:20:01,113 Just imagine, Socrates, what this city is going to be like. 211 00:20:01,748 --> 00:20:05,289 With an entire system of cables hauling trolleys up and down these streets. 212 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:09,700 With all the attendant risks of negligence and liability - it's a lawyer's nightmare! 213 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,336 You'd better get used to it, because it won't be long 214 00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:14,354 before there are motorized trolleys that don't even need tracks. 215 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:20,027 You know, it's admirable that you have this ability to constantly think about the future. 216 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:24,027 I myself find that I am always bogged down in the present. 217 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,612 Hmmm, I wonder who sent this anyway? 218 00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:27,531 Me! 219 00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:31,000 I did. 220 00:20:31,684 --> 00:20:34,812 Lord Bowler, man hunter. You may have heard of me. 221 00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:35,465 Once or twice. 222 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:41,261 With your daddy around, I could barely make a living. Now, just when things are looking up 223 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:44,764 I find out there's another Brisco County. 224 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:50,800 You ain't got the huevos rancheros for this job County, so I suggest you quit while you're ahead. 225 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,682 I'm going after Bly and his gang, and I'm going alone. 226 00:20:56,132 --> 00:20:57,472 I don't think so Bowler. 227 00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:03,746 I propose a little challenge, County: last man remaining at this table gets the job. 228 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:09,676 That's fine by me Bowler, but I gotta warn you: I'm real hungry and I could be here all day. 229 00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:12,811 Let's find out. 230 00:21:23,247 --> 00:21:26,012 Excuse me, I'm late for a deposition. 231 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,465 Oh, waiter! 232 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,465 Yes sir? 233 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:29,994 We're ready to order. 234 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,477 Yes... sir. 235 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,366 It all looks so good. 236 00:21:38,679 --> 00:21:40,257 Did you want something Bowler? 237 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,963 I've already eaten. 238 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,886 What do you recommend? 239 00:21:47,950 --> 00:21:49,587 The minute steak. 240 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,461 I can't decide. 241 00:21:57,237 --> 00:21:59,243 What are you having Euripides? 242 00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:02,539 County, you ain't nothing but a sugar-foot glory-grabber, 243 00:22:02,539 --> 00:22:07,700 out to make a name for hisself using his dead daddy's overblown reputation. 244 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,821 Now what would your dead, dumb daddy think of that? 245 00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:13,861 - I'll take the steak, make it rare. - Right away sir! 246 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,466 He'd think you were right. 247 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:45,347 You lose. 248 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,250 Guess again! 249 00:23:04,531 --> 00:23:05,584 Man: Get the police! 250 00:23:08,996 --> 00:23:10,130 Your steak, sir. 251 00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:14,070 - Well done! - No, rare. 252 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:15,472 I guess I'll eat at the bar. 253 00:23:21,507 --> 00:23:23,854 ...or, behind bars... 254 00:23:38,647 --> 00:23:43,114 No, no, no: you boys got it all wrong. This belongs to the railroad. 255 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,001 The track may belong to you Mr Thorogood 256 00:23:45,001 --> 00:23:48,228 but the land is the government's and that goes for everything found on it. 257 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:53,248 Sir, I hope you understand that this object may be of extreme scientific importance? 258 00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:54,149 That's hogwash. 259 00:23:54,250 --> 00:23:58,900 I would hardly say that an object that appears to give off supernatural strength is "hogwash." 260 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,900 I'm referring to the validity of the government's claim. 261 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,439 Nevertheless the government is taking possession. 262 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:09,500 It's my job to transport this "orb" here on the special government gold train to Washington. 263 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:10,686 Why Washington? 264 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,519 It's going to my lab at the Smithsonian for study and safekeeping. 265 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:18,402 You really believe that this orb has some special powers, huh? 266 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:21,500 Mr Thorogood, let me put it this way: 267 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:28,431 as a scientist I have studied what has happened here empirically and I see no better explanation. 268 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:31,960 Now if you'll excuse us sir, we've got work to do. 269 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,004 Let's get this thing packed up. 270 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:54,592 - Careful now, careful - What are we hauling here? 271 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,200 It's an unearthed foreign object. 272 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:02,176 That's kind of a mouthful, chief. 273 00:25:10,073 --> 00:25:12,572 Alright. Haul away! 274 00:25:19,531 --> 00:25:20,928 Let's move 'em out. 275 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:35,282 Spitting is spitting. Sixty days hard labor. 276 00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:39,450 Look, I know this judge; he's tough but he's fair. 277 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:44,026 Everybody gets the same treatment. So just keep your mouth shut and take your sixty days. 278 00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:45,500 Alright, c'mon, c'mon. Next. 279 00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:52,983 What have we here? Disorderly conduct, public fighting, aggravated mayhem?! That's sixty-- 280 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,211 - Excuse me your honor? - What is it? 281 00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:59,061 I have a motion for the court. I'd like to request a jury trial. 282 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:01,780 - A jury trial? - Yes sir, that's right. 283 00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:07,647 Judge, so you know, I have nothing to do with this man. We in this separately. 284 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:11,894 I also request a complete list of prosecution witnesses who will testify against me 285 00:26:11,894 --> 00:26:13,718 - and a continuance- - Are you a lawyer? 286 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:14,900 Yes I am. 287 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,000 Well I have no time for a jury trial. 288 00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:21,933 Well sir, the consitution requires that you make time. 289 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:27,113 Not if there's no case. Get this damn lawyer out of my courtroom. Case is dismissed! 290 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,329 - Thank-you your honor. - Thank-you your honor. 291 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:31,754 [whistles] 292 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,800 - Not you, him. - Huh? 293 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,750 You get sixty days. Hard labor! 294 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:41,957 - Wait a minute, that's not fair! I'm with him! - Get him out of my courtroom! - Brisco! Do something! I'm with him! 295 00:26:54,903 --> 00:26:56,253 That's far enough. 296 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,353 I... I got a message for Mr Bly. 297 00:26:59,531 --> 00:27:04,881 In a few days time, a special government gold train 298 00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:10,670 will be leaving San Francisco heading for the US treasury in Washington DC. 299 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,321 This is the main rail line. 300 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:21,291 This is an abandoned track once used by the ore trains of the Humbold mining company. 301 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:27,049 The spur we're building connects the two right here. 302 00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:31,182 - Who's that? - It's Big Smith and his gang. 303 00:27:31,425 --> 00:27:34,992 The train goes through a tunnel right here, just before our spur. 304 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,250 That tunnel will be filled with knock-out gas. 305 00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:42,139 The guards won't know what hit 'em. 306 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:47,229 Yeah Big, but neither will the Engineer. How we gonna stop this train? 307 00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:48,600 The train's got a dead man's switch. 308 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,647 When the Engineer releases the throttle, the train comes to a halt. 309 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,835 That's when we get on board. 310 00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:59,291 We drive it across our spur onto the other tracks, then we do what we gotta do. 311 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,215 Why rob a train and not a bank? 312 00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,672 Robbing a train is like robbing a moving bank. 313 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:08,978 It's hard enough to rob a bank, without it speeding by one hundred miles per hour. 314 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,186 You're crazy Pete, trains don't go anywhere as close to a hundred miles per hour. 315 00:28:13,931 --> 00:28:15,400 Sure they do. 316 00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:16,700 Well they do not, you gone loco. 317 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,091 - Do too! - They do not! 318 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:23,300 - Clackity-clack, clackity clack, dead on the track, dead on the track, clackity clack, clackity clack, dead- 319 00:28:23,350 --> 00:28:24,700 - Shut up! 320 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:35,000 No more banks. 321 00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:41,717 No more penny-ante heists. 322 00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:54,519 This train is going to give us the resources to bring my grand plan to its rightful conclusion. 323 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,891 Excuse me Mr Bly. 324 00:28:56,900 --> 00:29:00,360 Not that I relish the idea of playing devil's advocate, 325 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,939 but isn't the train schedule a closely guarded secret? 326 00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:11,101 We got somebody working on that. 327 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:18,536 Tycoons and the politicians. What is it that gives them the right to rule this country? 328 00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:22,270 - Money? - Power? 329 00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:24,436 Correct on both counts. 330 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:27,098 And after this we're going to the ones with both. 331 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:35,608 And then this whole country is gonna be right here in the palm of my hand. 332 00:29:47,062 --> 00:29:48,757 Who the hell are you? 333 00:29:51,963 --> 00:29:57,692 I'm Lightning Bill in from San Francisco, I've got some information for you. 334 00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:02,245 - What is it? - The tycoons, they've hired a bounty hunter. 335 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,686 Who? Lord Bowler? 336 00:30:07,997 --> 00:30:08,848 Brisco County. 337 00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:10,677 You idiot, he's dead! 338 00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:13,269 Brisco County Jr. 339 00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:22,671 A son, seeking revenge for the death of the father. I love it! 340 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,196 You may leave now, Lightning Bill. 341 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:33,028 - It's my pleasure, Mr Bly, it's been a real honor- - Get out! 342 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,395 - I'm going. - Oh, Bill... 343 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:43,800 be very careful on the way out. Stay to your left. 344 00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:45,766 Thank-you sir. 345 00:30:49,636 --> 00:30:51,255 [distant screaming] 346 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,875 Did I say left? 347 00:30:56,195 --> 00:30:57,108 I meant right! 348 00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:04,988 Now, you go take care of Junior 349 00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:07,988 - You mean kill him. - That's right. 350 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,600 - We're going to get Brisco in Frisco - How? 351 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,461 Use the scarred-foot clan. 352 00:31:17,991 --> 00:31:20,254 But the scarred-foot clan, they... 353 00:31:22,531 --> 00:31:23,776 ...they hate us. 354 00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:27,000 Exactly. 355 00:31:29,448 --> 00:31:33,686 It's amazing how good a bath feels when you haven't had one for two or three weeks. 356 00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:34,886 I wouldn't know 357 00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:36,278 Something wrong? 358 00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:39,149 Yes! We are not getting off to a very good start here. 359 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:43,775 Certainly your time in jail won't be recoupable against your guarantee. 360 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,253 Relax, the day and a half wasn't wasted. Now where's that newspaper I had in there? 361 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:49,548 Hopefully burned along with all your clothes. 362 00:31:50,148 --> 00:31:53,466 Ah, here it is. Now listen to this: 363 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:57,688 - Jonah Collier's column, you ever read it? - Never. 364 00:31:57,700 --> 00:32:01,138 Well, I don't blame you. He refers to you here as "Thorogood's lapdog". 365 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,255 What? Let me see that! 366 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:07,082 Don't be so sensitive. Calm down. 367 00:32:08,199 --> 00:32:10,116 It's about Bly's escape. 368 00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:17,400 Um, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah-blah-blah - 369 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:22,087 "how anyone can drive a train into a giant painted rock 370 00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:27,055 with scenery on it no more believable than the backdrops down at the Horseshoe Club!" 371 00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:27,778 So? 372 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:32,390 So how many scenic painters could there be around here? 373 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,984 Maybe we should go down to the Horseshoe Club and talk to this guy. 374 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,000 Is this the kind of deductive reasoning you learned at Harvard? 375 00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:42,500 No, at Harvard we mainly learned drinking songs and how to unsnap a woman's- 376 00:32:42,550 --> 00:32:44,622 [knocking at door] - Who's that? 377 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:46,731 Maybe it's Comet. 378 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:53,488 Oh, I see: you've taught him some manners. Now at least he knocks before he enters. 379 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,178 No, actually it's my room service order. 380 00:32:58,922 --> 00:33:02,900 Must be some kind of mistake - I didn't order Chinese. 381 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:51,064 Brisco! 382 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,373 Help! 383 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:18,877 Hand me the gun. 384 00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:19,731 I can't reach. 385 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,506 Then shoot him. 386 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:25,776 - I can't! - Then shoot me and put me out of my misery. 387 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,929 Ah! My hands are slipping! 388 00:34:44,961 --> 00:34:47,286 Don't worry, I've got a good grip on your belt. 389 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,555 Are you okay? 390 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,092 I appear to be uninjured if that is what you mean. 391 00:35:13,100 --> 00:35:18,910 But I am not "okay" in the sense that I approve or consent to what just occurred. 392 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,181 Sorry I asked. 393 00:35:23,953 --> 00:35:26,242 Who were those people anyway? 394 00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:28,041 Your guess as good as mine. 395 00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:31,200 No it's not, and I'm distressed that you think that it is. 396 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,311 You know Socrates, you really need to develop a personality 397 00:35:34,311 --> 00:35:36,244 for the times when you're not in court. 398 00:35:40,982 --> 00:35:41,812 What's that? 399 00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:44,242 One of those tongs wore this around his neck. 400 00:35:44,242 --> 00:35:47,936 It's a cheap Chinatown trinket. The city's full of them. 401 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,122 Do me a favor Socrates - 402 00:35:51,990 --> 00:35:53,905 go on down to the Horseshoe Club and see 403 00:35:53,905 --> 00:35:56,700 what information you can dig up on the guy who paints their backdrops. 404 00:35:57,359 --> 00:35:58,789 Where are you going? 405 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,152 Chinatown. 406 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,373 Hello? 407 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,205 Can I help you? 408 00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:20,514 Yeah, I need some information. 409 00:36:20,531 --> 00:36:25,519 Of course! Anything you want. Information is free. 410 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:29,327 Oh, good. There's something that I found that I want to show you- 411 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,477 Wait! Perhaps you want to buy something first, 412 00:36:32,477 --> 00:36:35,890 so you don't feel like you're taking advantage of me. 413 00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:40,182 How much is that? 414 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:43,888 Twenty bucks. 415 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,409 You're right: now I don't feel so guilty over all this "free" information I'm about to get. 416 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,641 And I need a receipt for that. 417 00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:53,843 - A receipt? - Yeah 418 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,148 Never mind it's just more work for me! 419 00:37:04,531 --> 00:37:06,158 Where did you get this? 420 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:09,700 You recognise it. What does it mean? 421 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,139 Just remembered. We're closed! 422 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,369 - Wha? - We're closed! 423 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,236 Take your music box and go! It's Chinese holiday. 424 00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:19,953 - There's no Chinese holiday. - It's a little known Chinese holiday! 425 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,273 - Oooh, look! - What? 426 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:25,636 Hey, hey hey hey! The charm! 427 00:37:30,237 --> 00:37:31,194 Open the door. 428 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,000 Hey! 429 00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:47,712 Where are you? 430 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,168 I want my charm back. 431 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,530 And I want that receipt too! 432 00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:11,800 Chinatown. 433 00:38:48,786 --> 00:38:57,000 [speaking Chinese] 434 00:39:18,350 --> 00:39:20,267 - This is the man Big Smith sent. - Huh? 435 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:23,959 Big Smith hired him to seek us out and destroy us. 436 00:39:23,959 --> 00:39:27,344 What are you talking about? No no no no, wait, you got the wrong- 437 00:39:27,350 --> 00:39:29,205 Silence. 438 00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:35,673 We are the scarred foot clan. 439 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,018 No kidding. 440 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:41,647 We exist only to fight the tyrany of Big Smith. 441 00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:42,600 Good, that puts us on the same- 442 00:39:42,650 --> 00:39:43,301 I said m�t�! 443 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,361 We train to battle men like you. 444 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:52,574 At least you will give one of my warriors some valuable experience. 445 00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:25,373 Stop! 446 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,500 Where did you get this gun? 447 00:40:33,414 --> 00:40:34,900 Who wants to know? 448 00:40:36,382 --> 00:40:39,925 I am Lee Pow. And who are you? 449 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,140 I am my father's son. 450 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,523 Brisco County Junior?! 451 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:57,000 [Estatic Chinese] 452 00:41:00,223 --> 00:41:07,033 I carved this handle myself in gratitude of a great favor your father once did for me. 453 00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:09,539 Now you must avenge his death. 454 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,663 No Lee Pow, not avenge his death. Complete his work. 455 00:41:14,353 --> 00:41:16,353 Looks like I start with Big Smith. 456 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:20,025 Big Smith is the first tentacle of John Bly's empire. 457 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,760 He and his gang control a vast slave trade of Chinese workers. 458 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,546 Where's Big Smith now? 459 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:32,023 Somewhere in the mountains, I don't know where. 460 00:41:33,990 --> 00:41:37,382 There is something else that you should know: 461 00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:43,360 Four workers recently fled from one of Big Smith's chain gangs. 462 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:47,837 While blasting for a tunnel they... they discovered something. 463 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:52,626 Something strange, something mysterious - a metallic orb. 464 00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:57,075 They said when they touched this orb, they felt an energy, 465 00:41:57,075 --> 00:42:02,334 a mystical power, a sense of a greater force. 466 00:42:03,495 --> 00:42:07,101 It gave them the strength to set themselves free. 467 00:42:12,659 --> 00:42:16,250 I need a lead, a clue, some place to start. 468 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:20,724 Dixie Cousins, Big Smith's girlfriend. 469 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,973 She lives somewhere in this town, I think. 470 00:42:24,973 --> 00:42:27,137 Dixie Cousins. 471 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:32,738 - Thanks Lee Pow. - Good luck. And don't forget: 472 00:42:32,756 --> 00:42:37,581 The spirit of your father guides you. 473 00:42:44,026 --> 00:42:45,823 [mutters in Chinese] 474 00:42:47,402 --> 00:42:52,188 Backdrop painter is named Owens. Quit about a month ago, left town, never came back. 475 00:42:52,188 --> 00:42:54,266 That's about the time of the train escape. 476 00:42:54,266 --> 00:42:56,262 So what did you learn? 477 00:42:56,262 --> 00:42:59,889 That Bly's right-hand-man Big Smith has a girlfriend named Dixie Cousins. 478 00:42:59,889 --> 00:43:02,917 Let me have two whiskeys - Off the top shelf. 479 00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:05,689 And, that she may be here in town. 480 00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:08,177 - That's it? - Well, it's a start. 481 00:43:09,140 --> 00:43:11,453 Oh, I need a receipt for that. 482 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,800 What's so funny? 483 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,839 I'm sorry, but this is a huge city. 484 00:43:16,839 --> 00:43:21,800 How on Earth are you going to find this woman - go knocking door-to-door? 485 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:28,070 Be realistic my dear Brisco, Dixie Cousins is not going to just fall from the sky into your lap. 486 00:43:28,070 --> 00:43:31,400 Ladies and Gentlemen, the incomparable- 487 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,123 Dixie Cousins! 488 00:43:36,977 --> 00:43:39,977 Not exactly in my lap, but close enough. 489 00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:49,285 I've seen it all 490 00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:53,725 491 00:43:53,725 --> 00:43:59,154 and it's six feet tall 492 00:43:59,154 --> 00:44:03,600 493 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:08,757 and he's rough and rich 494 00:44:08,757 --> 00:44:13,797 495 00:44:13,797 --> 00:44:19,146 but it's not in cash. 496 00:44:19,146 --> 00:44:23,877 497 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,935 - You're a sweet little thing. - Stop it! 498 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:33,507 Come on baby, gimme just one little kiss. 499 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,011 Sorry about that. 500 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,200 Where did you learn how to throw a punch like that? 501 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,000 Catholic school. 502 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,800 That was going to be my first guess. 503 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,498 - You okay? - Oh sure, it's just my nose. 504 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:04,000 Now that other fella, he may have a hard time riding home tonight. 505 00:44:59,518 --> 00:44:03,518 506 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,332 Hmmm, what a mensch. 507 00:45:13,591 --> 00:45:16,391 Can't these saddle-tramps keep their hands to themselves? 508 00:45:16,969 --> 00:45:18,479 Look at me. Look at how I'm dressed. 509 00:45:18,479 --> 00:45:21,742 Do I look like somebody that wants to be pawed and fondled? 510 00:45:22,521 --> 00:45:26,700 - Well, I- - No! The answer is no. 511 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:29,700 Dad! 512 00:45:31,289 --> 00:45:32,397 Amanda!? 513 00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:34,289 I've been looking for you. It's time for us to go. 514 00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:36,748 - But the show just started. - The second show. 515 00:45:36,732 --> 00:45:39,656 But I came all the way to San Francisco just to see her sing! 516 00:45:39,656 --> 00:45:42,500 The second show, on the second night. 517 00:45:42,750 --> 00:45:46,420 Let's go. You have everything: your glasses, your pills, your notebook, your pocketwatch? 518 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:50,302 Yes. No. Forgot it. Never use it. 519 00:45:50,302 --> 00:45:53,480 What would I do without her? Professor Albert Wickwire. 520 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,515 - Chemist, physicist, experimentalist. - Hi. 521 00:45:57,515 --> 00:45:58,802 C'mon dad. 522 00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:01,200 Bye! 523 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:06,216 Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! 524 00:46:06,702 --> 00:46:12,000 Help, help me... 525 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:19,393 tonight? 526 00:46:20,919 --> 00:46:23,407 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 527 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,300 Lawyers. 528 00:46:50,545 --> 00:46:51,545 Whoa, whoa. 529 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,000 Heya! 530 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:25,800 Evening, ma'am. 531 00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:30,400 All aboard! 532 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,487 What on earth are you doing? 533 00:47:38,487 --> 00:47:39,779 - That's larceny! - Wha? 534 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,291 You just took that man's ticket and his case. 535 00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:43,384 I have no idea what you're talking about. 536 00:47:43,384 --> 00:47:46,795 Oh, make sure Comet gets a green apple for breakfast - 537 00:47:46,795 --> 00:47:48,600 he'll love you for life. 538 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:55,800 He-ya! 539 00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,365 Excuse me, I'm looking for Comet. 540 00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:08,400 Ah. I couldn't find green, you'll have to settle for red. I'm sorry, it was the best I could do. 541 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:13,538 Oh please, an apple's an apple. The color is immaterial. 542 00:48:13,538 --> 00:48:15,700 - Where's Brisco? - Huh? Who said that? 543 00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:17,831 Me, Comet. 544 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:24,100 - A talking horse, huh? - Yeah I can talk, what's wrong with that? 545 00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:26,470 Nothing, nothing, nothing, more power to you I say. 546 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:35,140 So where's Brisco, where's my master? I really need to find him, it's very important. 547 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,766 I'm sorry, that's privileged information, "Comet". 548 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,436 Or should I say, "Lord Bowler"? 549 00:48:45,016 --> 00:48:49,283 Yeah, well, you ain't as stupid as you look, Poole. 550 00:48:49,283 --> 00:48:53,924 I see you've escaped, Bowler. So much for the virtues of our criminal justice system. 551 00:48:53,924 --> 00:48:55,254 Where's County? 552 00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:59,574 That's for me to know, and you to find out. 553 00:48:59,700 --> 00:49:07,154 You little law-book reading, robber baron butt-kissing, Brisco hiding sissy! You tell me! 554 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,990 Why don't you ask Comet, the talking horse? 555 00:49:14,900 --> 00:49:17,200 That's the best idea you've ever had, counsellor. 556 00:49:33,489 --> 00:49:36,489 I'm starting to like that stuff! [drunken laughter] 557 00:49:50,803 --> 00:49:53,000 Have we reached the mountains yet? 558 00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:58,960 Oh, I was just getting... I mean, we're almost there. 559 00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:03,410 Did you sleep well, Miss... Cousins? 560 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:07,500 No, not really. I hate sleeping alone. 561 00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:11,900 Oh, you're not alone. I've been here all the while. 562 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:17,755 - You miss my point Mister... - Merryweather. Rosco Merryweather. 563 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:21,726 What's in the sample case, Rosco? 564 00:50:22,978 --> 00:50:24,149 Let's take a look. 565 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:35,740 - Oh my! - Very fancy. 566 00:50:37,221 --> 00:50:42,251 Oh, I'd love to sample this one. What's it for? 567 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,267 They're for grooming... 568 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:46,267 ... animals ... 569 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,414 ... large animals. 570 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,163 Zoo animals. 571 00:50:51,848 --> 00:50:55,200 You mean like lions and tigers? 572 00:50:55,317 --> 00:50:58,652 - That's right. - Sounds like dangerous work. 573 00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:03,246 Well ma'am I don't actually do the grooming, I just sell the brushes 574 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,865 But enough about me. Tell me where you're headed. 575 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,886 - To trouble. I'm going to start some. - How's that? 576 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:19,000 That's between me and my boyfriend. 577 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,600 And he's waiting for me at the next stop. 578 00:51:25,100 --> 00:51:26,703 Very fancy. 579 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:37,600 coming coming coming 580 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:44,541 when she comes 581 00:51:44,541 --> 00:51:53,345 round that old mountain when she comes 582 00:51:53,345 --> 00:51:54,345 Shut up Pete! 583 00:51:56,300 --> 00:51:59,000 584 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:05,355 [drunken laughter] 585 00:52:06,337 --> 00:52:08,337 - Pickle! - Ha ha ha ha! 586 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,012 What's happening? 587 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,110 Looks like we lost our drivers. 588 00:52:28,150 --> 00:52:30,999 - The stage is out of control. - Oy! 589 00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:56,049 What do we do now? 590 00:52:56,500 --> 00:53:02,406 Well I could swing out, get a good foothold and climb up to the top of the stage. 591 00:53:02,406 --> 00:53:04,917 Then, if I'm real careful (and God is on my side) 592 00:53:04,917 --> 00:53:09,102 I could leap onto the back of the rear horse and work my way up to the lead team - 593 00:53:09,102 --> 00:53:12,379 taking care not to fall beneath their thundering hooves - 594 00:53:12,379 --> 00:53:14,953 then reach out, grab the bridle of the lead horse, 595 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,900 and reign them into to a safe and steady stop. 596 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,771 - Oh my! - Or... 597 00:53:21,771 --> 00:53:23,265 - ... we could jump. - Oh! 598 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,535 Oh my! 599 00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,038 Your dress is caught in my fly. 600 00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:01,166 - I'll get that for you- - Oh, no, no no, it's okay, I got it. 601 00:54:07,289 --> 00:54:08,627 Hiya Dix. 602 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000 Have a nice trip? 603 00:54:14,300 --> 00:54:17,541 Not bad, all things considered. 604 00:54:19,447 --> 00:54:22,000 - You got what I need? - Don't I always? 605 00:54:27,297 --> 00:54:28,297 Who's your friend? 606 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:36,200 Allow me to introduce somebody calling himself Rosco Merryweather. 607 00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:38,875 Rosco, this is Big Smith. 608 00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:39,859 That's Peter Hutter and 609 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,599 this is some of Big's gang. 610 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:45,200 My pleasure. 611 00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:48,500 Yeah, nice knowing you too. You can shoot him now Pete. 612 00:54:48,716 --> 00:54:49,716 You're going to kill him? 613 00:54:50,394 --> 00:54:53,238 You used my name, Dix. You know the rules. 614 00:54:55,100 --> 00:55:00,800 Dixie. I'm kinda a stickler for gun safety. Could ya move a little to the left? 615 00:55:02,779 --> 00:55:06,181 Don't you get it? He's somebody. 616 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:12,627 Sorry Dixie, existential thought doesn't hold much water out here in the territories. 617 00:55:12,651 --> 00:55:16,300 Dixie's right. I'm not really Rosco Merrydoodle. 618 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,486 - Merryweather. - Ah, yeah, Merryweather. 619 00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:23,460 It's Wiley Stafford. I'm an outlaw on the run. 620 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,419 Kansas Wiley Stafford? 621 00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:28,485 Do I know you? 622 00:55:29,189 --> 00:55:30,142 Oh, no sir! 623 00:55:31,100 --> 00:55:32,339 Who is he? 624 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:35,312 He's one crazy-mean son-of-a-buck, that's who he is. 625 00:55:35,479 --> 00:55:40,479 I seen him kill five men in Dodge City saloon nigh on two years ago. 626 00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:43,673 Five on one, and he killed them all. 627 00:55:43,673 --> 00:55:47,673 'Course I had my snoot in the sawdust to keep my head from being blowed off. 628 00:55:48,016 --> 00:55:50,016 I knew it. 629 00:55:51,759 --> 00:55:54,067 Kansas Wiley Stafford. 630 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,436 Where are you from, Kansas? 631 00:56:00,195 --> 00:56:02,563 Answer the man! 632 00:56:03,978 --> 00:56:05,978 I'm from Kansas. 633 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:17,600 Please Big... ...can we keep him? 634 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,121 "Can we keep him?" 635 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:35,000 Sure Dixie, we can keep him. He saved your life, didn't he? 636 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,763 Mount up, Kansas. You're riding with us. 637 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,475 Something tells me you and me are going to be the best of friends. 638 00:56:48,250 --> 00:56:52,600 Welcome to Southern Creek. Five years ago the gold ran dry. 639 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:57,000 Now the sheriff's dead, the mayor runs a brothel and the minister's a drunk. 640 00:56:57,350 --> 00:56:58,648 My kinda town. 641 00:57:01,419 --> 00:57:04,429 Come on Kansas, let me buy you a drink. 642 00:57:14,820 --> 00:57:16,378 It's quite a hat you have there, Big. 643 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,680 You're looking at $3,000 real money. 644 00:57:20,598 --> 00:57:25,452 You know that old expression "he's got a price on his head?" Well in my case it's the truth. 645 00:57:31,997 --> 00:57:34,137 You'd have to kill me to get that hat, Kansas. 646 00:57:34,150 --> 00:57:36,800 Now why would I want to do that? 647 00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:50,426 Tell me something Kansas, in all your travels, you ever 648 00:57:50,426 --> 00:57:53,712 run across a cowboy by the name of Brisco County Junior? 649 00:57:55,500 --> 00:57:56,471 Can't say that I have. 650 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,948 Oh, wait a minute. He's a US Marshal or something like that? 651 00:58:00,948 --> 00:58:03,805 No, that's the father. I'm talking about his son. 652 00:58:05,210 --> 00:58:06,990 Oh, sorry. I'm drawing a blank. 653 00:58:07,184 --> 00:58:11,163 I ain't too concerned about the father any more. He's dead. 654 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:15,600 - 'That so? - And not only that, I'm the one who killed him. 655 00:58:17,700 --> 00:58:20,323 Well, me and twelve others, to be exact. 656 00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:24,400 We drilled him so full of holes he looked like a cheese. 657 00:58:27,100 --> 00:58:30,863 He had it coming. The man was a craven coward. 658 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,000 A pox-ridden squaw lover, 659 00:58:34,070 --> 00:58:36,600 and a card-cheating drunk. 660 00:58:39,554 --> 00:58:40,890 You sure you never heard of his son? 661 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:47,800 Nope. And now I hope I never do. 662 00:58:52,990 --> 00:58:56,345 Thanks for the drink, Big. 663 00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:16,292 I'd like to send this by telegraph to San Francisco. 664 00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:22,000 - What is this, Spanish? - Latin. 665 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,000 Hold it. 666 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,189 You misspelled that word. Send it again. 667 00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,700 - Oh, here, let me help you. - It's okay, I've got it. 668 00:59:39,750 --> 00:59:42,016 It's you. From the bar. 669 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,726 Look, no permanent damage. 670 00:59:58,990 --> 01:00:00,388 What are you doing, Kansas? 671 01:00:02,541 --> 01:00:04,845 We're all down at the bar. 672 01:00:05,146 --> 01:00:07,829 Why don't you hurry back before somebody misses you? 673 01:00:08,612 --> 01:00:10,139 Are you with these people? 674 01:00:17,408 --> 01:00:19,169 Stupid fool! 675 01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:24,259 He's sorry. It was an accident. 676 01:00:24,300 --> 01:00:25,839 Apologise dad. 677 01:00:25,900 --> 01:00:30,600 My golly, what a mess. Sorry. 678 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:33,575 Mind giving me a hand? 679 01:00:34,551 --> 01:00:36,800 You're about to have a religious experience, Grandpa. 680 01:00:37,215 --> 01:00:38,215 How's that? 681 01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:39,925 You're gonna see Jesus! 682 01:00:40,388 --> 01:00:41,388 Pete - 683 01:00:42,380 --> 01:00:43,380 Put the gun down. 684 01:00:46,316 --> 01:00:52,182 They say I'm the fastest draw west of the Colorado. You care to try me, Kansas? 685 01:00:52,858 --> 01:00:56,544 I don't know. I'm not that good at geography. 686 01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:04,013 My God, he touched Pete's piece! 687 01:01:04,476 --> 01:01:09,092 - Nobody touches Pete's piece. - You're touching my piece, Kansas. 688 01:01:10,629 --> 01:01:13,853 The man apologised. Forget about it. 689 01:01:16,744 --> 01:01:21,167 Forget about it? You mean, rip it from my memory like a picture from a book? 690 01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:28,631 Picture of a small boy, kinda shy, with big ears who only wanted to be liked? 691 01:01:28,650 --> 01:01:31,750 And the laughing faces of his classmates mocking him 692 01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:34,165 because he forgot to wear his pants to school! 693 01:01:34,137 --> 01:01:35,285 Is that what you mean?! 694 01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:40,368 - You lost me Pete. - I'm calling you out Kansas. 695 01:01:43,664 --> 01:01:45,664 You don't wanna do that. 696 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:50,044 You touched Pete's piece. That's something you don't wanna do with Pete. 697 01:01:50,100 --> 01:01:53,700 It's done. Outside. 698 01:01:57,512 --> 01:02:00,561 Kansas - Wiley Stafford - just touched Pete's piece! 699 01:02:12,340 --> 01:02:16,415 - This is crazy, it was an accident. - Amanda, take your father and get back inside. 700 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:26,274 - All right, all right, 5 bucks on the new guy. - I'll take 5 bucks. 701 01:02:30,845 --> 01:02:31,574 Ready? 702 01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,407 Pride comes before a fall, Pete. 703 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,426 So does an ounce of lead in the brainpan. 704 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,253 - Well, it was nice knowing him. - Which one? 705 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:30,426 Ain't in Kansas any more... Kansas. 706 01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:42,918 - Good God! - Good riddance. 707 01:05:01,074 --> 01:05:06,067 Nice work Kansas. You just killed my four best men: Pete, and Scratchy, and those other two. 708 01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:09,632 I'm sorry Big, I guess I was just thinking of myself. 709 01:05:09,632 --> 01:05:11,500 Hey, what's done is done, huh? 710 01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:14,950 Bravo young man! Did you employ vector calculations 711 01:05:14,950 --> 01:05:18,019 or did you simply estimate the incidental angle of the bullets' trajectories? 712 01:05:18,019 --> 01:05:21,238 Well actually I just sorta shut my eyes and hit the dirt. 713 01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:23,600 - Not bad. - Thanks. 714 01:05:24,559 --> 01:05:31,309 - Nice work, Kansas. - Di- Di- Dixie! Dixie Cousins! 715 01:05:31,350 --> 01:05:33,282 I don't believe it! 716 01:05:33,282 --> 01:05:35,800 - Horseshoe club, San Francisco. - Ah, a fan! 717 01:05:37,933 --> 01:05:42,928 - Are you playing here in town? - Why yes, but only in private. 718 01:05:42,950 --> 01:05:45,906 Well, I'm sure Miss Cousins is anxious to try out her act. 719 01:05:48,100 --> 01:05:49,038 Let's go dad. 720 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:50,485 Bye bye! 721 01:05:50,485 --> 01:05:54,784 Amanda, wait a minute. I think you've got the wrong idea. 722 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,727 Forget about her. She's got no use for the outlaw breed. 723 01:05:59,727 --> 01:06:03,613 And those that tried make up their own soprano chior. 724 01:06:03,650 --> 01:06:07,105 Dixie, don't wait up for me. I got a lot of work to do. 725 01:06:30,100 --> 01:06:33,536 You like the bed? It comes from France. 726 01:06:35,653 --> 01:06:37,515 - Louis XIV? - No ... 727 01:06:38,850 --> 01:06:40,849 ... I think Louis was the 9th or 10th. 728 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:44,276 But then a lady never counts. 729 01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:47,311 Oh? Then what are those notches on your bedpost? 730 01:06:48,438 --> 01:06:51,249 Just a few scratches that occurred during shipping. 731 01:06:53,700 --> 01:06:56,102 You know, I get all my best ideas in bed. 732 01:06:56,150 --> 01:06:58,627 Like what? Taking over Big Smith's gang? 733 01:07:00,990 --> 01:07:07,159 Kansas, I am surprised at you. You think that I think that small? 734 01:07:08,288 --> 01:07:11,444 Oh, but Big is pretty big, isn't he? 735 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:19,996 Big is big alright. But there are those who are bigger. 736 01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:21,920 Like John Bly. 737 01:07:25,990 --> 01:07:28,469 - How did you know Bly's involved? - Involved in what? 738 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:36,802 Boy, we really are doing a dance here, aren't we Kansas? I knew you'd be a good partner. 739 01:07:36,900 --> 01:07:42,368 I can't dance without music Dixie. I think it's time for you to sing. 740 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:51,173 - There's a train coming through tomorrow. - A gold train? 741 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:52,545 Maybe. 742 01:07:58,266 --> 01:08:00,178 What's Big Smith's plan? 743 01:08:03,358 --> 01:08:07,139 He's working on the railroad while someone's in the kitchen with Dixie. 744 01:08:07,150 --> 01:08:11,031 - The railroad where? - South. 745 01:08:16,666 --> 01:08:18,295 How ... far? 746 01:08:18,295 --> 01:08:23,195 Pretty far. Over the hill, 747 01:08:23,195 --> 01:08:25,229 and down through the valley. 748 01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:28,586 Any more questions? 749 01:08:49,394 --> 01:08:53,394 [hammer blows] 750 01:08:53,422 --> 01:08:56,186 Someone's working on the railroad. 751 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:48,200 Keep 'em working, the spur's gotta be done tonight! 752 01:09:50,406 --> 01:09:57,500 [snoring] 753 01:10:11,700 --> 01:10:13,963 - What is it? - I dunno, someone was watching us! 754 01:10:13,965 --> 01:10:14,990 Well, get 'em! 755 01:10:16,982 --> 01:10:19,637 Go! That's it, come on! 756 01:10:32,559 --> 01:10:33,506 Come on boy! 757 01:10:40,100 --> 01:10:43,490 - What are you doing here? - Don't ask any questions, just play along. 758 01:10:56,300 --> 01:10:56,764 You want something? 759 01:10:57,695 --> 01:11:01,151 Didn't mean to disturb you Kansas, or anything, but... 760 01:11:01,151 --> 01:11:01,800 But? 761 01:11:03,100 --> 01:11:04,704 Sorry Kansas. He-ya! 762 01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:12,664 - Hey! Kansas! - Yes sir? 763 01:11:12,670 --> 01:11:18,139 Let me show you what I've been working on. Excuse us Amanda. 764 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:40,170 A rocket. It's beautiful. The coming thing. 765 01:11:40,205 --> 01:11:42,205 - What? - Nothing. 766 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:46,100 - I know what you're thinking: that she'll never fly. - Of course she will. 767 01:11:46,100 --> 01:11:48,617 If it doesn't blow up first; the last three did. 768 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:52,698 Fourth time is a charm. You know, in the future- 769 01:11:52,700 --> 01:11:54,406 Rockets will chart the stars. 770 01:11:55,100 --> 01:11:57,991 That's right. You're right. He's right, you know. 771 01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:02,000 - Nitrocellulose for propulsion. - That's what I'm trying. 772 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,196 Of course the problem is containing the rate of combustion. 773 01:12:04,196 --> 01:12:08,167 Exactly. And then, we've got to worry about stabilization. 774 01:12:08,167 --> 01:12:10,369 That's why I'm working with this set of fins. 775 01:12:12,292 --> 01:12:14,242 You know, you might try four instead of two. 776 01:12:14,242 --> 01:12:18,709 It increases the friction, but you minimize your central axis rotation. 777 01:12:19,204 --> 01:12:21,076 Ah, that's very interesting. 778 01:12:21,076 --> 01:12:24,190 Kansas, stay for dinner. We have so much to discuss. 779 01:12:24,190 --> 01:12:26,500 I can't, there's going to be a train robbery. 780 01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:29,709 See dad? He can't stay because he's got to get back and rob a train. 781 01:12:29,710 --> 01:12:31,603 I'm not robbing it, I'm trying to stop it. 782 01:12:31,612 --> 01:12:34,962 They're going to divert a gold train onto a spur right here on the main line. 783 01:12:34,970 --> 01:12:36,271 What are you doing after that? 784 01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,172 - You're not an outlaw. - No. 785 01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:43,465 Then who are you? 786 01:12:45,203 --> 01:12:47,920 - Brisco County. - Is that where you're from? 787 01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:51,424 No ma'am, that's who I am. 788 01:12:59,100 --> 01:13:02,772 Where did you go? I was looking forward to breakfast in bed. 789 01:13:02,780 --> 01:13:06,101 Sorry Dixie, I'm an early riser. 790 01:13:08,100 --> 01:13:11,779 Well now, lookie who we found snooping around last night. 791 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:14,300 Lord Bowler. 792 01:13:14,815 --> 01:13:17,180 Had some pretty interesting things to tell me too. 793 01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:21,767 Such as Brisco County Jr is hot on our trail. 794 01:13:22,788 --> 01:13:28,534 Maybe he's right here in town. Maybe he's right here in this room. 795 01:13:28,649 --> 01:13:32,649 Well is he Bowler? Point him out to me. 796 01:13:33,900 --> 01:13:35,364 - You see him? - Nah. 797 01:13:41,700 --> 01:13:43,764 Lyin' half-breed. 798 01:13:43,764 --> 01:13:45,664 Bring in the horse. 799 01:13:51,995 --> 01:13:55,229 Where's Brisco Comet? Find Brisco. 800 01:13:56,785 --> 01:14:00,555 That's what I thought you'd say. But maybe you better check one more time. 801 01:14:05,673 --> 01:14:08,673 Uh-uh, Brisco first. 802 01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:22,608 Hey Comet, how you been? 803 01:14:25,300 --> 01:14:30,321 - I knew you were too good to be true. - Some days it pays to stay in bed. 804 01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:40,717 Well boys, we gotta run. We've got a train to catch. Of course, it's going to catch you first! 805 01:14:43,249 --> 01:14:45,764 - Thanks for not giving me away. - Don't be thanking me for nothin'. 806 01:14:45,765 --> 01:14:48,259 Last thing I want is for you to be beholden to me. 807 01:14:48,259 --> 01:14:50,300 Why didn't you kill Smith when you had the chance? 808 01:14:50,300 --> 01:14:53,500 Because it's bigger than Big Smith. John Bly's coming here to rob a train. 809 01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:54,260 What train? 810 01:14:54,260 --> 01:14:58,100 [train whistles] 811 01:14:58,100 --> 01:15:01,460 [train whistles] - Oh. That train. 812 01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:08,428 - Comet! - There's the nag that got us into this scrape. 813 01:15:08,428 --> 01:15:12,524 My only hope now is that I splatter my internal organs all over your stupid face. 814 01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:14,606 Shut up, he can help us. He can bite through the ropes. 815 01:15:14,606 --> 01:15:17,037 He can? You mean he's done this before? 816 01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:21,500 Well, no, but it's worth a try isn't it? You got any better ideas? 817 01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:24,000 Okay, okay, get on with it. 818 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,389 Come here boy, come on over here. 819 01:15:25,389 --> 01:15:32,666 Come on boy. Come on Comet. Go go go! There you go. Good boy! Good! 820 01:15:32,666 --> 01:15:36,666 You do have an affinity or we's gonna get a cow catcher up the rear. 821 01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:42,800 Okay Comet, bite the ropes. Bite through the ropes. 822 01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:45,616 - Me first Comet, me first. - Hey hey, don't confuse my horse. 823 01:15:45,616 --> 01:15:47,646 It is every man for hisself County. 824 01:15:47,718 --> 01:15:52,700 Me first Comet, I'll show you a place with so many green apples they grow on whole trees! 825 01:15:52,700 --> 01:15:54,738 Comet! 826 01:15:54,738 --> 01:15:59,832 Comet!!!! 827 01:16:13,330 --> 01:16:15,009 Good boy! Good boy, that's it! 828 01:16:19,599 --> 01:16:23,357 - Ha! - County!? 829 01:16:29,362 --> 01:16:31,693 Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. 830 01:16:31,693 --> 01:16:33,783 Hurry up! Hurry up! 831 01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:46,800 Thank-you Lord, thank-you Brisco. 832 01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:54,028 Thanks Comet. And just for your information: all apples grow on trees. 833 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:57,162 - Brisco, untie me. - I got a train to catch 834 01:16:57,200 --> 01:17:01,435 - But what about me? - I'll come back for ya. 835 01:17:04,495 --> 01:17:06,999 What are you doing, that train went that way! 836 01:17:10,999 --> 01:17:12,300 What about me? 837 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:22,150 I need your rocket. Now. 838 01:17:26,813 --> 01:17:27,984 I don't know why I never thought of this; 839 01:17:27,984 --> 01:17:30,813 it would have been perfect for early propulsion tests. 840 01:17:31,649 --> 01:17:33,103 What exactly is your plan? 841 01:17:33,103 --> 01:17:35,699 I either catch that train or be in Denver for lunch. 842 01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:37,958 Try the omelette; I hear it's great! 843 01:17:39,653 --> 01:17:44,299 - Brisco? - Can't talk now Amanda. Light the fuse. 844 01:17:46,047 --> 01:17:47,784 If you don't mind, I think we're going to step back a bit. 845 01:18:02,161 --> 01:18:05,400 It works! But it needs brakes. 846 01:18:13,100 --> 01:18:14,197 Brisco? 847 01:18:17,100 --> 01:18:17,803 Damn! 848 01:18:55,300 --> 01:18:57,718 - It's going too fast! - Let's go! 849 01:19:47,300 --> 01:19:48,491 There's no brakes! 850 01:19:52,450 --> 01:19:53,607 No fuel! 851 01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:33,381 - Here's the gold, just like Bly promised! - Whoo! 852 01:20:48,297 --> 01:20:55,051 What's this? Hey Big, what's "youpho" mean? 853 01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:56,966 Open it and find out! 854 01:21:01,691 --> 01:21:07,509 - Woa, would you look at that. - It's incredible. Big; Big, get over here. 855 01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:12,713 Hey, get away from that! 856 01:21:16,805 --> 01:21:18,173 Do we get to take it? 857 01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:21,340 Bly said: take everything. 858 01:21:27,100 --> 01:21:27,834 County! 859 01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:45,694 Open that door! Open that door! 860 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:24,300 Either untie us or do something, this here's a runaway train. 861 01:22:24,300 --> 01:22:26,219 An we're running out of track. 862 01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:47,655 Now I've got too many brakes! 863 01:24:08,684 --> 01:24:12,500 - Oh, County. - I'm terribly sorry Mr Thorogood. 864 01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:14,605 It's alright Gordon, I can handle it. 865 01:24:16,300 --> 01:24:21,356 If you're looking for your bounty, you've come to the wrong department. See Mr Poole. 866 01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:22,807 No, I'm here on another matter. 867 01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:26,332 I'm all ears. 868 01:24:26,332 --> 01:24:29,270 When did you go into partnership with John Bly? 869 01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:32,150 - I beg your pardon? - You heard me. 870 01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:36,179 My hearing's fine. It's your reasoning that seems impaired. 871 01:24:38,350 --> 01:24:40,548 This is your cane, isn't it Thorogood? 872 01:24:44,350 --> 01:24:48,253 It's very distinctive. Do you use it often? 873 01:24:48,253 --> 01:24:49,253 On occasion. 874 01:24:50,100 --> 01:24:53,428 What about the night you passed the gold train schedule on to Dixie Cousins? 875 01:24:55,458 --> 01:24:59,124 - I see where you're going with this. - Should I continue? 876 01:24:59,150 --> 01:25:02,458 Please do. You have me on the edge of my chair. 877 01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:07,064 Your train was carrying more than gold back to Washington. 878 01:25:07,064 --> 01:25:11,283 It also carried an object known as "the orb". 879 01:25:11,283 --> 01:25:15,567 That's correct. So what? The government owns it. 880 01:25:15,567 --> 01:25:19,809 They claimed it. They're taking it to the Smithsonian for study. 881 01:25:19,810 --> 01:25:24,253 But you wanted it for yourself, so you went into partnership with Bly. 882 01:25:24,253 --> 01:25:27,081 You tipped him off to the train schedule so he could rob it. 883 01:25:27,081 --> 01:25:30,928 He gets the gold, you get the orb, and Washington would never know you had it. 884 01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:35,681 Why are you wasting my time with all of this? You seem to have it all figured out. 885 01:25:35,700 --> 01:25:42,392 Except one thing: why do you want it? What's so important about the orb? 886 01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:47,031 Why don't you ask the coolies who found it? 887 01:25:47,052 --> 01:25:49,417 They took one of the rods out of the orb, 888 01:25:49,417 --> 01:25:52,802 and it gave them each the strength of a dozen men. 889 01:25:54,661 --> 01:25:57,255 Hard to believe, isn't it? Incredible, huh? 890 01:25:57,255 --> 01:26:02,500 But it's true, I know it's true, because I tried it myself. 891 01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:05,041 - You did what? - I tried it- 892 01:26:07,300 --> 01:26:08,214 ...myself. 893 01:26:11,452 --> 01:26:15,531 It's like the kick of a mule, isn't it Mr County? 894 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:25,000 I feel like I'm 22 again. 895 01:26:27,500 --> 01:26:31,701 You're a fool Thorogood. You've tampered with powers you don't even understand. 896 01:27:36,382 --> 01:27:38,797 Looks like the partnership's been dissolved. 897 01:27:42,200 --> 01:27:46,866 Quite a mystery with this orb. Consider: it gave freedom to the Chinese labourers, 898 01:27:46,866 --> 01:27:52,876 yet it took Thorogood's life. Don't you find that paradoxical? 899 01:27:53,641 --> 01:27:56,699 I don't know Socrates, but I'll tell you this: 900 01:27:56,699 --> 01:27:59,708 - the matter deserves further study. - I agree. 901 01:28:01,085 --> 01:28:06,405 Oh, by the way: I like the new look. 902 01:28:07,300 --> 01:28:08,390 What look? 903 01:28:11,105 --> 01:28:14,046 No tie. You're not wearing any tie. 904 01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:21,872 Oh, yes, right. I'm adopting your suggestion to develop a personality for outside the courtroom. 905 01:28:21,972 --> 01:28:28,697 I'm also thinking of dropping my g's, as in "I'll be waitin' for ya Brisc." 906 01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:33,254 Did you notice I called you Brisc? Something else I'm thinking of doing: 907 01:28:33,644 --> 01:28:39,816 giving people affectionate nicknames. So, whadya think? 908 01:28:39,816 --> 01:28:45,709 - Well, it's a step in the right direction. - Uh huh. 909 01:28:45,709 --> 01:28:48,693 Now, where are you going? You've still got a job to do. 910 01:28:48,693 --> 01:28:52,221 There's someone I need to talk to. Don't worry, I'll be back. 911 01:28:54,900 --> 01:28:56,970 Be waitin' for ya, Brisc! 912 01:29:29,308 --> 01:29:35,282 Hello Dad. This is tough work you used to do. 913 01:29:36,850 --> 01:29:37,924 I don't know how you did it. 914 01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:42,669 This first one almost killed me, and I've got twelve more to go. 915 01:29:45,050 --> 01:29:47,113 Maybe it gets easier as you go along, huh? 916 01:29:52,354 --> 01:29:54,216 I guess not. 917 01:29:56,811 --> 01:29:59,167 Well, you had one hell of a funeral Dad. 918 01:30:02,582 --> 01:30:07,235 Governors from three states and two territories showed up. 919 01:30:10,500 --> 01:30:12,580 I'm sorry I missed it. 920 01:30:22,312 --> 01:30:25,435 I'm sorry I missed a lot of things. 921 01:30:34,407 --> 01:30:39,747 But I am going to finish the job you started. You can count on that. 922 01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:45,708 John Bly has to be caught. I hope you're looking out for me up there. 923 01:30:48,153 --> 01:30:50,300 I can use all the help I can get. 924 01:30:53,374 --> 01:30:54,642 Okay, take it easy. 925 01:31:01,900 --> 01:31:03,285 I'm done. 926 01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:24,168 Come on Comet, we've got a long ride ahead of us.